Pedro & Curb Crawler Christian
Alright, listen up, vatos. You ain't gonna believe what happened to me and my buddy Curb Crawler Christian in Pattaya. So there I am, just cruising through one of those sketchy back alleys, trying to find a shortcut to my favorite taco joint. It's getting dark, and the alley's got that vibe like something out of a bad crime movie.
I hear some voices, and when I look around the corner, there’s Christian, standing there with a bunch of young Thai ladies chatting him up. Now, Christian’s a handsome dude, like the George Clooney of Pattaya, you know? The ladies love him, and he’s always getting attention wherever he goes.
I get closer to see what’s up, and I hear them offering him money. I’m like, “What’s going on here, ese? You getting paid now?” I almost spit out my beer, man. Christian’s looking all proud, thinking he’s struck gold or something. So he agrees, thinking he’s about to have the night of his life.
But here’s the twist, homes. Turns out, the money wasn’t for the young ladies—it was for their mamas! Christian’s face goes from suave to shocked faster than you can say “Ay, caramba!” But he’s a stand-up guy, right? He feels bad ‘cause he already agreed, so he decides to go through with it.
I’m standing there laughing so hard, I’m almost on the ground. I tell him, “Bro, you’re a real gentleman, taking one for the team like that!” Christian just shakes his head, muttering about how he never saw that coming.
Now every time we hit the town, I tease him about his "charity work." I say, “Hey, Christian, who you gonna help out tonight?” But hey, that’s life in Pattaya for you—full of surprises and crazy stories.